We're on the radio And you're all dead We're on the radio And you're all dead The Mammoth's got something to say The Mammoth's with us today On the FM and PM The Mammoth's with us today He's got something to say He's got something to… The Mammoth is the one The Mammoth is your mum The Mammoth is the one Who knows what I say The Mammoth is the one The Mammoth is your mum The Mammoth is the dad Your sister, your dog and your cat Oh Mammoth, you got anything to say (YEAH, I NEED A MIC) You'll have ego shout it instead (FUCKING CHRIST...) So what are you going to say to these beautiful people Mammoth? I'm the Mammoth Hello Mammoth Ugh…you've fucked it, you're all dead Stop fastening the noose Ugh… Go vegan Another wise secret to spread? Play some music! The Mammoth is the one The Mammoth is your mum The Mammoth is the dad And your brother too Oh, The Mammoth is the one The Mammoth is your mum The Mammoth knows what you say He knows what you say! Thank you Sammy The Mammoth is the one The Mammoth is your mum The Mammoth is the one Who knows what side it's on and BBC and ITV When your favourite shows on the Mammoth knows The Mammoth knows TV He's knows what's on Christmas! Merry Christmas! The Mammoth is the one Welcome to our radio show We're the Mammoth This is Tom, this is Jack, I'm Will And in the word of the Mammoth Thank you Hello we are the band! You'll find other radio stations are all dead

Second Hand Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow I've got lots of stuff to do Stuff to do Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow I've got lots of stuff to do gotta lot of stuff to do gotta lot of stuff to do I've got lots of stuff to do gotta lots of stuff to do gotta lots of stuff to do Has anyone got the time? Serious, I'm.. serious question… Fabie's on it… I DON'T NEED NO TIME! I've stuff to do! Oh no! I've got lots of washing up to do! Oh no! ??? Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Second hand it goes too slow Gonna go… She's left me… She wants to open a vena, she'll be slow... Too slow… too slow… too slow… too slow... Too slow… too slow…too slow… too slow… Hello, we are the band

This ones the adventure of the fluffers What? Looking for the magguffin So ugh… Tom's gonna take the lead I'm gonna be… I'm gonna play the part of a scary spider in this one So prepare yourselves It might be a little bit scary, alright? Fluffton is gripped by famine Because the crops won't grow And so to solve this challenge The fluffers will have to go Over the bridge on the ridge And through the door on the moor Then past the grave by the cave To get the golden mcguffin So they go into the cave And all they hear's an echo, echo, echo (ECHO! ECHO! ECHO!) But what's that up ahead? It has got eight legs And ten thousand eyes It's a spider, it's a spider guys! I'm a scary spider This is the monster part of the story I'm gonna eat you fluffers up Show you who's boss So how are you planning to get past me You little fluffers? How are you gonna get past me and my… I don't know, I don't know The Mammoth hates rhymes He hates rhymes, you know OK, how about you choose him? ugh… Once the new taste of it is gone, so that'll do... Take him Why don't you come a bit closer to me? Take you Come a bit closer The whole thing was a ruse to get the fluffer to come closer to me And I'm gonna choose him to god (?) I'm actually gonna eat him You better not… You better run you little fluffer You better run you little boy You better run from me You better from me, the spider You better run from me You better run from the scary spider OO, OO, OO ,OO OO, OO, OO , OO That was the adventure of the fluffers Hello we are the band!

It'd be a shame if there was a murder anytime around now, wouldn't it? Yeah There's been a murder! There's the joke guys This is Trash Mammoth in… Fluffed to death So down in Manhatten Similar to the Hobbit Exploring the world… I decided to take a little walk I though you know what? If the crime doesn't come to me I'll go to it So, I thought the window looked a bit fishy… A bit foggy outside So I though 'you know what I'm taking a walk, I'm taking a walk' So it's a bit darker, darker than usual, a bit foggy As I walk around Manhatten There's fifty eyes on me There's this strange little dark alleyway Bad things always tend to happen down this alleyway You know like, batman's parent got shot down this alleyway All the bad stuff happens down this alleyway So I sort… I took a look, and what's that I see on the ground? Where is it… I dunno where it's gone… I thought it's disappeared (Where's the body?) Just imagine it's here (Where's the body? Bloody hell) I go up to the body and I think, this is kind of strange, there he is (WHERE?) I think there's a strange celestial being hanging above this body at the back of the crowd So this metaphorical body on the floor must in fact be dead, pretty deceased I go take a closer look, and I see they're playing fluffed to death Strange crowd I go around looking for clues What that I see? A strange silhouette appears It's the old lady Good day old lady (good day) What are you doing in the strange alleyway of manhattan (None of your business) Did you see anything to do with this body? (Yes, i saw everything) Do you care to tell me? Do you care to tell me? (Yeah, sure) So ugh… do you want to do this here or in my kind of room, my investigation room (your room please) So ugh, transition phase Hi Janise, have you left my office just how i like it? (Yeah, yeah I smoked 50 cigars so it's pretty smoky in there smokey) Yup, yup, have you got the kind of blinds just how i like it, black and white and Light comes through, a harsh kind of backlight on us, just how I like it So I sit down... (I painted everything black and whiet for you as well) …in the black and white set With my old lady, who has seen everything but won't confess Would you like any cigars? would that bribe you to tell me what I need to know? (Oh yes, I love cigars) So what is it you saw? (Oo, I saw everything!) Could you be a bit more (PARDON?) Could you be a bit more precise? (THIS CIGARS GONE RIGHT TO MY HEAD) And with a knock like that, Third Percy knocks at the door (Knock! Knock!) A dog who can only talk in third person in perfect english (It's the dog Third Percy) (It's me the dog, Third Percy..) (Third percy the dog… umm… this woman's lying! He says) Is she the one who committed the crime (No) Who was it? (It was somebody in this room!) (Bloody hell!) (The dog says) Could you describe this person to me so I could go and find them (Yeah, he says) Go forth, it's fairly dark in here, so you may have go put a headlight on (I'm really going in with blinders on…They were wearing jeans and a black jacket, he says) Is anyone wearing a black jacket in here? Fabi… (IT WAS HIM, the dog proclaimed) THE DOG! Why'd you do it Fabi? I don't know... HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MEANING, NO! (THAT'S A CONFESSION IF EVER I'VE HEARD IT!) And with that the dog pulls off it's face and it's the old lady! And the old lady pulls off her face and it's third percy! And then Fabi pulls off his face but it's just his face so now we've just got a dead culprit It's Trash Mammoth in fluffed to death Thank you Fabi for your audience participation there You did us proud This is now suddenly very dangerous Danger zone, watch out

So we went to dreamland, it was pretty cold And ugh.. yeah, everything was pretty closed Ugh… we got pretty bored, but a least we got to go on one ride Although on the others we got kicked off because we were too tall Dreamland's pretty much dreamland But at least I'm having a good time It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland! It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland! It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland! It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland! Ugh… we're on the scenic railway Scream if you wanna go faster (scream) That's enough We went to dreamland it was pfuyegjfhjfh kinda gone fast The toilets were at least open But they wouldn't us in when I needed to pee A bit fast I'm just gonna go to the chorus It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland! It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland! It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland! It's a dreamland! We went to dreamland!

Where would you take a whale on a date? Anyone (WALES!) Where are you gonna take this whale? (Wales) Are we taking the whale to wales? (Seaworld) Sea… Seaworld!? Twice now! That's two separate gigs! (You racist! That's not OK!) I think we're going to wales, (Alright) last time we went to Japan We've also been to a cinema, costa too, that was a fun one can you guys hear me like this? (Yeah) I'll just shout… *sees weird plug in the floor* Why!? So I was looking at this big fat whale in the sea And I was like great, you don't have to be bigger than me (I'm gonna be honest mate, we're gonna have o do the same thing We did the other night, cuz I can't hear a word you're saying) I'm just being… This is gonna be an interesting this one Ugh.. so, I look at this whale, and I'm like 'how am I gonna get this whale to like me?' And I'm like, you what sounds like whale? Wales So… and also theres also a nice coastal scene around there So I thought, 'you know what? I'll take this whale to wales' So me and Moby Dick are gonna go to wales Moby Dick! Moby Dick! Moby Dick! m-m-m-m-m-m-Moby Dick! I'm going to wales with a whale So I look at Moby and I think, what can I do in wales? What's there to do in wales? And I think theres a coal mine Whales are known for their coal So I decided to, decide he might like coal mining We're gonna go to a coal... So we're gonna go to coal mine Ok? (Yes) We pull up the lift, we pull up the lift And Moby gets off and makes a big whale sound (Yes) I don't think he can hear me so… *whale noises) That's better Moby Dick (Yes) So we're in a mine shaft with a whale Moby Dick, what do you think of this coal mine? (Ye… yeah?) He thins it's pretty good Moby Dick, (Moby Dick), what do you think of this fine wine? (Yeah?) Moby Dick, (Moby Dick) What do you about (Moby Dick!) Now we're in the mineshaft with a whale Moby Dick (Moby Dick) What do you think? Jack I'm trying to get invalid, but I can't This is me, trying to get out of here Me and Moby Dick are now official We're gonna bury him next week You're all welcome to come You've got to wear your best weather wear So, thanks for being Moby Dick (What?) Say thank you Moby Dick, cause ?? (Thank you)

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