Where would you take a whale on a date? Anyone
(WALES!)
Where are you gonna take this whale?
(Wales)
Are we taking the whale to wales?
(Seaworld)
Sea… Seaworld!? Twice now! That's two separate gigs!
(You racist! That's not OK!)

I think we're going to wales,
(Alright)
last time we went to Japan
We've also been to a cinema, costa too, that was a fun one

can you guys hear me like this?
(Yeah)
I'll just shout…
*sees weird plug in the floor*
Why!?

So I was looking at this big fat whale in the sea
And I was like great, you don't have to be bigger than me
(I'm gonna be honest mate, we're gonna have o do the same thing
We did the other night, cuz I can't hear a word you're saying)
I'm just being… This is gonna be an interesting this one

Ugh.. so, I look at this whale, and I'm like 'how am I gonna get this whale to like me?'
And I'm like, you what sounds like whale? Wales
So… and also theres also a nice coastal scene around there
So I thought, 'you know what? I'll take this whale to wales'
So me and Moby Dick are gonna go to wales

Moby Dick! Moby Dick!
Moby Dick! m-m-m-m-m-m-Moby Dick!
I'm going to wales with a whale

So I look at Moby and I think, what can I do in wales?
What's there to do in wales?
And I think theres a coal mine
Whales are known for their coal
So I decided to, decide he might like coal mining
We're gonna go to a coal...
So we're gonna go to coal mine Ok?
(Yes)
We pull up the lift, we pull up the lift
And Moby gets off and makes a big whale sound
(Yes)
I don't think he can hear me so…
*whale noises)

That's better Moby Dick
(Yes)
So we're in a mine shaft with a whale

Moby Dick, what do you think of this coal mine?
(Ye… yeah?)
He thins it's pretty good
Moby Dick, (Moby Dick), what do you think of this fine wine?
(Yeah?)
Moby Dick, (Moby Dick)
What do you about (Moby Dick!)
Now we're in the mineshaft with a whale
Moby Dick (Moby Dick)
What do you think?

Jack I'm trying to get invalid, but I can't
This is me, trying to get out of here

Me and Moby Dick are now official
We're gonna bury him next week
You're all welcome to come
You've got to wear your best weather wear
So, thanks for being Moby Dick
(What?)
Say thank you Moby Dick, cause ??
(Thank you)