The Falador Massacre EP

by Go:Eskimo

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Unicorn Hole I don't know the first thing about Runescape, and I'm not sure which obscure subgenre-of-a-subgenre this is supposed to be, but what I do know is it's working for me. The Falador Massacre sounds fun on the surface, but it's got this melancholy to it that's a little hard to articulate. I'm willing to bet it really hits people with fond memories of Runescape. Heck, it's doing something for me. A full-length in this style? I vote yes! Favorite track: The Falador Massacre.
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1.
Tutorial Island 02:30
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Wave: Flash1: Can you see me, standing in a crowd of level 3s? We're burning shrimps on the barbecue And when we can trade we'll give them to you That's right; I'm Slash4646 And I'm a motherfucking noob But add me to your friends list And one day I will pwn you So 92 is half of 99? And a million coins won't buy me a Zamorak half wine? What the hell am I in for? (Get me the hell out of here) Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent (Get me the hell out of here) Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent I've cut logs, cooked bread, mined ore As if I've done it all before I've made a sword, bronze long of course And I'm gonna stab some rats for sure Fuck yeah; I'm Slash4646 And this here is Recelica And once we make it to the mainland You'd best believe that we'll PK ya Trapped between a black sky and a deep blue sea Wondering what lies beyond the weeping willow tree Can anyone help me? Buying girlfriend, 10gp (Get me the hell out of here) Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent (Get me the hell out of here) Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent (Get me the hell out of here) Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent (Get me the hell out of here) Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent Get me the fuck off of this island Otherwise I'll start to get violent
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Party Hat 01:53
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I like your party hat It looks real cool, I want it bad I'll trade you all my gp, or anything you want to trade me Just tell me where you got it Or just give it to me My uncle works at Jagex My main is 103 My stomach churns It doesn't end I've added you Can we be friends? Give me your party hat, it's all I'll ever want The way you wear it on your head is almost like a taunt ANGRY EMOTE I like your party hat It looks real cool, I want it bad I'll trade you all my gp, or anything you want to trade me Just tell me where you got it Or just give it to me My uncle works at Jagex My main is 103 My stomach churns It doesn't end I've added you Can we be friends? Give me your party hat, it's all I'll ever want The way you wear it on your head is almost like a taunt Give me your party hat, it's all I'll ever want The way you wear it on your head is almost like a taunt ANGRY EMOTE
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The Falador Massacre 02:55
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Connection lost... please wait Attempting to reestablish... The lag in this town has always been fantastic Then I see a crowd, gathering up ahead There's someone on the floor Looking positively dead Bank your items; PVP has turned on The streets are flowing crimson red My rune hatchet looks like it has got a dragon head I saw someone with a DDS, P++ it and kill someone dead The streets are full and they are flowing Crimson bloody red I don't know what to do And I don't know where to go And I don't know which one of these crowds I should follow So I'll just wait for another system update, I hope it's soon, I hope it's soon Na-na-na-nana I DON'T WANNA DIE Na-na-nana-na-nana I DON'T WANNA DIE Na-na-nana-na-nana I DON'T WANNA DIE Na-na-nana-na-nana I DON'T WANNA DIE Na-na-nana-na-nana I DON'T WANNA DIE Na-na-nana-na-nana I DON'T WANNA DIE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE Na-na-nana-na-nana Bank your items; PVP has turned on The streets are flowing crimson red My rune hatchet looks like it has got a dragon head I saw someone with a DDS, P++ it and kill someone dead The streets are full and they are flowing Crimson bloody red Bank your items; PVP has turned on The streets are flowing crimson red My rune hatchet looks like it has got a dragon head I saw someone with a DDS, P++ it and kill someone dead The streets are full and they are flowing Crimson bloody red Bank your items; PVP has turned on The streets are flowing crimson red My rune hatchet looks like it has got a dragon head I saw someone with a DDS, P++ it and kill someone dead The streets are full and they are flowing Crimson bloody red

about

Ever since I started playing Runescape 2 back in 2004, I always wanted to make a runecore band. I attempted to make this band in 2013 with Sean from SASAE, but it turned into a funny band as opposed to the serious one I imagined. Whilst playing OSRS IN 2017/20018, I decided that it was time to give The Falador Massacre another shot, with superb results. I fucking love this EP and I would love to make a full 10 track Falador Massacre release some day.
Also note that these three songs were only meant to be guide tracks for Sean to learn, but I think they turned out pretty cool regardless.

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released October 22, 2018

Skylah E. Pendall - Vocals, Lyrics, Guitar, Bass, Drums
Jagex - Runescape 2

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